Today, 1st of November 2006, Wednesday.
I almost killed Joel.
It was rather hilarious in a sadistic way.
I pushed him off his chair, by accident.
Joel fell on the floor.
Samantha thinks I wasn't sorry.
But I really am.
I'm sorry Joel!
You nearly died.
But you didn't really care anyway (Sam says this)
I'm really sorry I nearly killed you.
I really am.
Love,
Ethel.